Thursday 23 September 2010

Vote Rigging - EXPOSED!

Rate My Sausage hereby accuses the Fruitpig Company of vote rigging.

We shall email them in the morning to see what they have to say for themselves.

Case: Salsina Rex vs Cockin

Charge: Influencing an un-influencable vote


Sausage King QC said...

I have inside info!

Affer said...

Never mind that: because it was late and I needed sustenance, I deserted the estimable Gary Boyce for the first time in 10 months, and purchased a pack of Jamie Oliver's Cumberland sausages from Tesco.

They were a) nothing like a Cumberland sausage, b) disgusting.

I actually threw them away after eating just one.

Rate My Sausage said...

Sausage King QC - as Billy Bragg asked, "Which side are you on, boy?" Surely not taking up the defence for Cockin?

And Affer, I can't ignore an anti-recommendation like that, can I? I must review Oliver's Cumberlands.

Sausage King said...

I heard FruitPig are gradually dominating the World of sausages and that your poll may actually be representative of the whole market!

You'll just have to try them all! :-)