Welcome to the
first ever “player profile” on Rate My Sausage. Hopefully you will enjoy
finding out a little bit more about the people we feature, and also please have
a go at naming the club kits featured in the photos along with the original
player wearing it....
Full name?
Russell James Walker
How old are
you? 39
What was your
first car? A cherry red Ford Fiesta with semi functional spot light on the
front
Where were you
born? Derby, in the charming borough of Allenton
What pets do
you have? One dog. A Lhasa Apso called Marvel
What’s your
favourite type of sausage? A Pork and Stilton sausage
Which shop do
you buy sausages from most often? Mostly supermarkets but I’ll travel for a
good artisanal or butchers special
Should
sausages be dirt cheap or reassuringly expensive? Definitely expensive!
Invent a new
type of sausage: A tripe and chicken blend with Moroccan spices!
Which
non-politician should be the UK Prime Minister? My mate Steve, he speaks French
up to GCSE Level and owns a briefcase.
Which 3
people, alive or dead, would you like to cook sausages for on your BBQ?
Definitely Frank Zappa, the linguist Michel Thomas and WS Gilbert.
Would you
prefer to be a billionaire or live to 103? Easy, a billionaire… that way I
could have myself cryogenically frozen at death and be reanimated eventually to
eat the sausage of the future!
In what
profession would you like to be the world’s best? Inventor!
What’s the
best flavour of crisps (after Pickled Onion Monster Munch, obvs)? I would say
Nice & Spicy Nik Naks
Blue Peter or
Magpie? Blue Peter
Bacon butty –
red or brown sauce? Brown Sauce on the bottom, mustard on the top!
Clouseau or
Poirot? Clouseau!
Glass half
empty or glass half full? Used to be empty, then I started therapy, so now half
full!
Shower or
bath? Shower, every Sunday if I need it or not!
Favourite
Spice Girl? Mel C
Favourite
Sauce? BBQ… a dark fruity rich one. Or the Carolina Mustard style, perfect with
sausage!
Favourite
city? Las Vegas
Favourite
Belgian? The songwriter Jacques Brel… his work with Scott Walker is fantastic!
Russell
presents a great show on BBC Radios Leeds, Lincolnshire, Humberside and
Derbyshire, Monday to Friday at 2200 – give it a listen!
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