Morliny Kielbasa Parowkowa

Here‘s an extra review for your delectation. Highly unusual practice for Rate My Sausage, but there’s a reason for it, which I’ll explain at the end.


The sausage was Morliny Kielbasa Parowkowa, which was purchased at Tradisia, a nice little eastern European store located on Norfolk Street, King’s Lynn. It was a difficult choice as they have a whole chiller cabinet almost full of sausages of all different shapes and sizes.

Meat Content:
The ingredients list claims Mechanically Recovered Turkey Meat 41%, and Pork 4%. Who am I to argue? There are also six declared E numbers. These may contain gluten, so be careful you coeliacs. They also may contain celery, so ditto you celeriacs.

Flavour:
Bland. I was disappointed, as I’d been hoping for something similar to a good German-type of sausage. The only real flavour came from the rather rubbery casing, which tasted vaguely of Michelin Cross-Ply.

Texture:
Paste, of a solid variety. And they looked disturbingly like severed penises.

Shrinkage:
These weren’t “cookers”, so there was zero shrink factor. A rare plus point for the Morlinys!
　
Value For Money:
£3.28, weighing 595g - this works out as a price of £5.51 per kg, or 92p per snorker.

I was so, so disappointed with these sausages, our first eastern European contender. If these sausages were a mini-break destination, they’d be Daventry. If these sausages were a music artist, they’d be the Lighthouse Family. If these sausages were clothes, they’d be a brown cardigan. You get the idea. The original beige banger.
　
I tried these a couple of weeks back, but I’ve decided to publish now, rather than waste one of the regular Tuesday review slots on them.
　
Not to my taste, sorry.

Morliny in the UK: HERE

Morliny's website: MORLINY